Absurd Snacks
Absurd Snacks last closed a fund in March 2026 — 8 months ago.
1 fund on record — a rhythm needs three. No month is guessed; the filing will say.
This firm closed a fund in the last 18 months, so it has money to put to work now.
- Funds on file
- 1
- Capital raised
- $80,000
- Latest close
- March 2026
- Based in
- VA
Vehicles on file
| Vehicle | First close | Amount | Filings |
|---|---|---|---|
| Absurd Snacks - Lighthouse Network Ventures, LLC | March 2026 | $80,000 | 0002127820 ↗ |
Each row links to that vehicle’s Form D filings on EDGAR — the name, date and amount above should match what is filed there.
Named on filings
Deborah Irwin, Elizabeth Doerr, James Barrett
What Absurd Snacks invests in
- Typical fund
- $80,000 median, pre-seed / seed scale
Service providers
- Fund administrator
- Clockwork Universe (1 fund)
- Auditor
- Not on file
From Form ADV filed by LIGHTHOUSE NETWORK VENTURES LLC CRD 342115 ↗, latest filing June 2026, covering 1 fund linked to this firm by Form D file number. Form ADV is filed once a year, so a provider may have changed since. How this is matched.
What this is. Every figure on this page comes from Form D filings with the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission — public records, reproduced here as filed. Service providers, where shown, come from the adviser’s Form ADV and are dated.
What it is not. Single-deal SPVs, feeder vehicles and GP or employee commitment funds are listed but excluded from fund counts and capital totals: an SPV is one investment, a feeder holds the same capital as its master, and a “Principals” or “Entrepreneurs” fund closes alongside a main fund rather than being raised in its own right. Capital deployed from a family office, a corporate balance sheet or an evergreen structure never arrives as a fund close, so a firm doing that looks quiet here. Amounts are as of the last amendment and go stale. Dates are the date of first sale — a fund's first close, not its final one. Funds filed as “Indefinite” are excluded from totals rather than counted as zero, so a total is a floor.
“No recent fund” is a statement about filings. It is not a statement about whether a firm is solvent, investing, or still in business.